The Cheerio Joke
A 6-year-old says to his 4 year old brother, “You know what? I think it’s about time we start cussing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.”
“OK!” said the 4 year old with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. “Awe hell Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The mom locks him in his room and shouts “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs and asks, “And what do YOU want for breakfast?
“I don’t know, but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”