21 Funny Quotes

end of new years resolutions

someone knows all about you

fun fact about me

I could snap at any moment

I just got a hair cut

is the amount o.k.

name your baby

oh give me a home

scratch my butt

some people have butt implants

stop talking to weird people

the afterlife

the love of my life

the perfect relationship

the worst part of kissing

I'm living broke

there is no excuse for how I act

there is no stopping me now

they had sex

why aren't you dead yet

winning the lotto